Why Chocolate Makes The Perfect Gift
1. It is entirely recyclable ... no carbon footprint
2. Chocolate satisfies even the hardest to please
3. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving
4. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to
5. No one is too young or too old for chocolate
6. Even your mother-in-law will like it
7. Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. What friend wouldn't love that?
8. Cover it with chocolate and all of a sudden it looks expensive and gourmet ...
9. With chocolate - the size of the gift doesn't matter.
and ... 10. Flowers die, electronics become obsolete, money just gets spent, but CHOCOLATE ... lives on your hips FOREVER!