Are you serving some wine with those strawberries and pretzels that you just ordered?

IS THAT THE BOTTLE TALKING? No, it's our Alcohol=Fun Wine Stopper, the QUIRKY CORK that offers you a little toast every time you need to recork a bottle of wine. Of course, we wouldn't want you to think of these as an excuse to not polish off an entire bottle in one sitting, but rather to think of them as the perfect excuse to try several different bottles without worrying about how well they'll keep.

Which all goes toward suggesting you buy more than one!